FACT: I loathe the taste of toothpaste.
No matter what kind of mint, it's dis.gus.ting. I can't brush my teeth without gagging.
SOLUTION: Kids toothpaste! It's blue, and glittery, and it has no hint of mint whatsoever. The flavor is literally "Sparkle".
Yeah, it's that cool.
And just for the record, the "citrus" toothpaste? LIES. It's citrus/MINT. It tastes like drinking Sunny-D right after brushing your teeth with regular mint.
BAHAHA... that reminds. This one time, in seventh grade (I can hear Stephanie groaning at the thought of this story, which makes it ever better), Stephanie and I were sitting at our usual lunch table. This was arounf the time that Listerine strips were popular... and someone offered me one. Having yet to realize that those things ARE DISGUSTING, I popped one in my mouth. Result? NEARLY DIED OF DISGUST. What did I do? Took a huge gulp of Lemonade Gatorade.
As can you imagine, that had messy results. I spat it out all over our table (including my homework.)
Oh, entertaining.
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