Sock Money Slippers Of Joy

I saw these slippers once. They had sock-monkey faces on them. At Target. A while ago. I thought they were amazing, but I was there to buy envelopes, not adorable slippers... SO I DIDN'T buy them. Now I regret it like... like... like swallowing that quarter that one time. Yeah. Major regret.

I haven't found them in stores again ever since. WOuldn't matter anyways now, since I do not own money. Poop.

CHIRSTMAS, ANYONE?

I don't think my life will be complete until I own a pair.