3. As I was going up the stairs from the basement, I heard my mom exclaim, "This is a rice cooker?!?!" I nearly dropped my load of laundry I was laughing so hard.
2. Later, while making my oatmeal, I happened to glance at the box.
"Awaken your senses:
Pure deliciousness
Enticing aroma
Invigorating warmth"
Wow, oatmeal, I didn't realize you were this cool.
1. A conversation via text messages with the fantastic Stephanie Lovett:
*note: for those of you not aware of the correct terminology of sprinkles, "Jimmies" are the long, skinny stick-like sprinkles that come in rainbow colors or just plain brown chocolate. They are the ultimate awesomeness and Stephanie and I have a sort of inside-joke obsession about them.
Holly: So, I'm making cupcakes, and of course I'm using jimmies, and my mom comes up and tells me, "most adults don't like sprinkles." I am appalled. I will no longer be growing up.
Stephanie: of course adults love jimmies! What is she talking about?
Holly: I don't know. I'm just... ah.l Distrubed that those words could even be said. LIES!!!
Stephanie: don't worry, she didn't mean it!
Holly: My grandma just agreed with her. These women are seriously confused.
Stephanie: They're just blinded by what society is telling them about jimmies!
Holly: (there really was no response better than that, so I went with a...) bahahahahahahahha
Stephanie: hahaha :D
My mother later apologized for "altering our views of the universe."
I'm not so sure I'm ready to forgive her yet.
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