I Will Not Eat Them, Sam I Am.

So.

I've realized that in the past like, dozen posts, I've had nothing really to say. Nothing comical, witty, or otherwise. Except boring.

Maybe that's because life is boring? Sigh. I don't know.

So, I'm trying to get back on my game here. I don't want to disappoint, here. Or there. Or on bus, or on a plane, I will not eat them, Sam I am, I will not eat Greens Eggs and Ham!

Umm. Yeah. Sorry. Dr. Seuss tends to slip out every once in a while.

ANYWAYS. So, I'm totally bummed, because my dad went to CALIFORNIA, WITHOUT ME, and is staying a flipping MONTH, WITHOUT ME, IN OCEANSIDE, WITHOUT ME... but he took our internet hookup with him. How am I writing this, you ask? Ahaha, my friend, I have snuck upstairs and onto my grandma's fatty computer. (Okay, it's not fatty, I just can't get used to the normal keyboard. IT'S SO LOUD! Tap-tap-tap-tap... AHH! It's driving me insane!)

Yeah. It kind of scares me up here. Sort of. I don't know why. Maybe it's my grandma's breathing machine thing she uses at night for sleep-apnea or something. It sounds like Darth Vader. Actually, it's kind of funny. I just wish I could use my laptop downstairs again, with Diego sitting on my arms, rendering me pretty much useless.

So, it looks like if I want to do any worthwhile internet using (not that this isn't worthwhile! NO no no! That's not what I meant! Don't get upset, blogger.com. That's so not how I meant it. I meant spending an hour just browsing through stupid stuff, wasting time away on Facebook and MLIA... THAT'S what I meant. Time consuming, not worthwhile), it's gonna be stealing the free-wifi at Barnes and Noble. Which is always very dangerous. Especially seeing as I need sequels/third, fourth, whatever, to about four different books at the time being. Well, it's so many more than that, but there are only four that I've read in the last week that are still fresh in my mind.

Yeah, I have this nasty habit now not being able to read a book in more than one sitting. In other words, I start a book at nine, and stay up until four in the morning until it's finished. And seeing how I've done that the past four nights (yes, meaning four books, hence my previous comments^^^), I'm kinda tired. And in a serious lack of literature.

Sigh.

Where's my Dr. Seuss...