Utah Wifi... NOT!

In Utah!

So, the trip wasn't terrible! Nice, right? Five of us in the car (my cousin's Matt and Mike, my Aunt Lisa, my mom, and I) excuse me, it was a mini-van-- with tons of luggage and pillows all over the place (we're taking Mike to the MTC, after all, with all his mission stuff he's taking to sustain him for the next two years in the Phillipines). I curled up in the back, and guess what? I CAN READ MY KINDLE WHILE DRIVING! (*cheers insistently). THAT was a nice surprise.

So I napped, then looked around, got out to go to the bathroom a few times, and read and read. It wasn't miserable, for twelve hours :) Oh, I did eat a wheat-thin or two, as well as, um, *coughcoughanicecreamsandwhichandabottleofstrawberrysoda*. But I got my silent wish and we went to KFC where I got lots of coleslaw! Mmmmmm. KFC rocks.

Anyways. So here. In Utah. Orem, actually. Sitting in the Holiday Inn Express. Apparently there are multiple ones, so I'm not saying which one unless there's some crazy stalker guy reading this. Not that I expect that to be happening, but you never know. (If you ARE a creepy stalker guy- or, um, person- I'M ON TO YOU.)

My mom's ordering dinner via delivery service, seeing as my Aunt Lisa took the car. It's just me and mom here for now- Steph's coming tomorrow afternoon, and we're going to party like it's going out of business!

Wait... that doesn't make sense. I think I meant we're going to party like it's "going out of style." Or possibly we're going to party like "nobody's business." Yeah. That's it. Anyways. We're going to party. Except for the slight problem being that my mother is coming down with a cold and was secretly nauseous the entire trip. Not good, not good. "But we're still going to have fun, dang it!"

Anyways, what I initially came here to write WAS: so, needing to get online to see what our food delivery options were, I pulled out my computer and pulled up the list of possible networks to connect to. There were your typical fivehundred for the hotel (why can't it just be one?), and other random ones, like SETUP and Anna T's network. My favorite? "Free Wifi... NOT!"

Did I mention we're right next to student housing for the college? Yeah. That's why.

I mean, Nooooo, we're not near any student housing.... (unless you're not some creeper person. Otherwise, yeah, we are.)

The funny part? There's no security code to the "Free Wifi... NOT!" Which means, essentially, it is free wifi. Go figure.