Department Of Motor Vehicles

Today I got a letter in the mail from the DMV about having to renew my license because it's been four years. On the top of the page, it said

CONGRATULATIONS

You are eligible to Renew by Mail

like it was some big deal or something.

Is this supposed to disguise the fact that I still have to fill out forms and pay $31 for a new license? Cause I'm not buying into your lame tricks, DMV. I'm not buying it!

(I will, however, be purchasing a my renewed license, because I still need to drive.)

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, DMV..........