"Hi, Ma'am, would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
"Would I?! YES. Give me 2 Thin Mints, and a Tag-A-Longs, ooh, and a box of coconut ones. How much is that?"
"Only two years of tuition at a private out-of-state college!"
"Whoa. That sure went up."
"We're also accepting blood contracts for the eternal servitude of souls this year, too."
"Nah, I can't, I already sold my soul to Nutella. How about my firstborn? Would you take that?"
"Yeah, that should work. We'll give you 10 boxes."
"Sweet!! Best deal ever!!"
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